My Jokes

Once in English exam in my school life I was feeling very uneasy, because I read paragraph "my friend", but in exam they told me to write a paragraph about "my father". I was killing some time and I was thinking that time what I will do now?

After few minutes I got the answer. The thing is very easy. I have to write father in the place of friend. Then I started to write my paragraph like this....

"My Father"

I have so many fathers. But Shanim is my best father among all of my fathers. He regular comes to my house. I play with him everyday. My mother also like him very much.

Ha..ha..ha..ha..!!! How full I was. Isn't..??

Just see this vedio and have fun

Football is the most famous sport in the world. Always we see players are very serious in the field. But many funny things are happen those we don't see. Just watch this video, then you will understand.....!!!

Funny Story : The religious Horse

Once a man bought a horse. You had to say ?hallelujah? to make it go and ?amen? to make it stop.

The man was riding his horse one day but then he realized he was riding to an edge of a cliff.

He was so scared he forgot how to make the horse stop. He thought this was the end of his life and he started praying, ending the prayer by saying ?amen?.

The horse suddenly stopped at the edge of the cliff. 'hallelujah' said the man with a sigh of relief and off went the horse?

Jokes of the day

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

Funny Image : Baby cat peeping from ladies boobs

This is a baby cat. The women was playing with that cat. Once that found a place for hiding there. I think after that the cat was feeling so hot in there. Then he peeping from that lady's boobs. And the lady also enjoying that even more than the baby cat......!!! What do you think???